Joke (Now the official joke thread) - Page 3

sexualninja3000 · 30-08-2007, 11:22 AM

Irishman in a rowing boat in the middle of a cornfield is trying to row across. Another Irishman walks past the field and shouts "Its people like you give us Irish folk a bad name. You're a feckin' Idiot. In fact, I'd come over there and punch you, but I don't know how to swim."

MO75 · 30-08-2007, 12:37 PM

Five penises walk into a bar, the barman goes, "You've got a lot of balls comin' in here!"

dbenson · 31-08-2007, 02:03 PM

a duck walks into a bar and sits at the counter he asks the barman if they sell bread the bar man says "do we look like a fuking bakery course we dont sell bread"

The duck not liking the mans tone asks again and again and again .... Finally the barman says "I've told you We're not a fuking bakery and if you ask for it again I'll nail your beak to the counter"

The Duck says .... "Do You have any nails"

Barman Says "Do we look like B&Q"

Duck says "Ahh Okay .... Do You sell bread then"

Lunt Cips · 31-08-2007, 02:36 PM

Tad Comfy · 31-08-2007, 02:38 PM

Lunt Cips · 31-08-2007, 02:51 PM

dbenson · 31-08-2007, 03:02 PM

Man walks into the doctors .... he says "doctor I can't stop getting terrible headaches" .....

The doctor says "Can I ask You A personal question?"
"Yes"
"Do You Masturbate?"
The Man replies "Sometimes"
"It's fantastic init"

NinjaSix · 31-08-2007, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lunt Cips

I don't know why, but that almost made me piss myself.

sypickle · 01-09-2007, 12:17 PM

who made king Arthur’s round table?

Sir Cumference

Mongswissto · 01-09-2007, 12:18 PM

ʇuǝllǝɔxǝ

30-08-2007, 11:22 AM	#21 (permalink)
sexualninja3000 bb is not dead Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 388 Credits: 5,992	Irishman in a rowing boat in the middle of a cornfield is trying to row across. Another Irishman walks past the field and shouts "Its people like you give us Irish folk a bad name. You're a feckin' Idiot. In fact, I'd come over there and punch you, but I don't know how to swim." __________________ 'We will not be dancing in the streets of Sunderland because we beat Tottenham, trust me,' he added, 'We will celebrate as usual with a cup of tea and a nice sandwich.' - Roy Keane Thus Nights - Mong FM - 7-8pm BST.

31-08-2007, 02:03 PM	#23 (permalink)
dbenson Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 55 Credits: 242	a duck walks into a bar and sits at the counter he asks the barman if they sell bread the bar man says "do we look like a fuking bakery course we dont sell bread" The duck not liking the mans tone asks again and again and again .... Finally the barman says "I've told you We're not a fuking bakery and if you ask for it again I'll nail your beak to the counter" The Duck says .... "Do You have any nails" Barman Says "Do we look like B&Q" Duck says "Ahh Okay .... Do You sell bread then" __________________ myspace: www.myspace.com/bensondj msn: danielbenson90@hotmail.com

31-08-2007, 02:36 PM	#24 (permalink)
Lunt Cips fuckingfuckthefuckoff Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hertfordshire, actually Posts: 1,133 Credits: 1,823	__________________ Rotting on hell

31-08-2007, 02:38 PM	#25 (permalink)
Tad Comfy remember the early 90's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Land of the Grey Posts: 1,013 Credits: 1,491	__________________ props to Dj Hollywood and Lovebug Starski Last edited by Tad Comfy : 31-08-2007 at 02:42 PM.

31-08-2007, 02:51 PM	#26 (permalink)
Lunt Cips fuckingfuckthefuckoff Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hertfordshire, actually Posts: 1,133 Credits: 1,823	__________________ Rotting on hell

30-08-2007, 12:37 PM	#22 (permalink)
MO75 Shiver me timbers Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 938 Credits: 4,335	Five penises walk into a bar, the barman goes, "You've got a lot of balls comin' in here!"

31-08-2007, 03:02 PM	#27 (permalink)
dbenson Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 55 Credits: 242	Man walks into the doctors .... he says "doctor I can't stop getting terrible headaches" ..... The doctor says "Can I ask You A personal question?" "Yes" "Do You Masturbate?" The Man replies "Sometimes" "It's fantastic init" __________________ myspace: www.myspace.com/bensondj msn: danielbenson90@hotmail.com

01-09-2007, 12:17 PM	#29 (permalink)
sypickle Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: York Posts: 555 Credits: 5,376	who made king Arthur’s round table? Sir Cumference

01-09-2007, 12:18 PM	#30 (permalink)
Mongswissto Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 892 Credits: 27,729	ʇuǝllǝɔxǝ

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