Joke (Now the official joke thread) - Page 22

sexualninja3000 · 09-07-2008, 05:54 PM

Just bought a 50" tellly of ebay for 150 quid. The volume control doesnt work, but for that price you cant turn it down.

Joe · 09-07-2008, 06:00 PM

bud-dom-ttssshh (drum sounds)

matty1 · 29-08-2008, 06:58 PM

what do you get if you put a baby in a blender?

an erection.

why do you put it in feet first?

so you can cum in its mouth.

Mong · 30-08-2008, 12:14 AM

sick

Stab · 15-09-2008, 12:07 AM

Apparently Gary Glitter was in limbo for three days in Bangkok airport.
Lim Bo, aged 10, said "It's o.k. He good man. He give me twenty dollar."

foz · 10-10-2008, 02:16 PM

Q: What is the definition of optimism?
A: An investment banker ironing five shirts on a Sunday night

Q: What is the one thing Wall St and the Olympics have in common?
A: Synchronised diving

Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker?
A: A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari

I went to buy a toaster and it came with a bank

Q: What do you say to a hedge fund manager who can't short-sell anything?
A: Quarter pounder with fries please

Q: How many commodities traders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they don't change bulbs; but the trading price of darkness plummets due to oversupply

BBC NEWS | Business | Joking about the credit crunch

09-07-2008, 05:54 PM	#211 (permalink)
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15-09-2008, 12:07 AM	#215 (permalink)
Stab Moooonged Out Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,197 Credits: 30,398,701	Apparently Gary Glitter was in limbo for three days in Bangkok airport. Lim Bo, aged 10, said "It's o.k. He good man. He give me twenty dollar." __________________ http://stabmeister.blogspot.com/ http://www.mongedout.blogspot.com/

10-10-2008, 02:16 PM	#216 (permalink)
foz Mongster raving loony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: London Posts: 905 Credits: 26,557	Q: What is the definition of optimism? A: An investment banker ironing five shirts on a Sunday night Q: What is the one thing Wall St and the Olympics have in common? A: Synchronised diving Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker? A: A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari I went to buy a toaster and it came with a bank Q: What do you say to a hedge fund manager who can't short-sell anything? A: Quarter pounder with fries please Q: How many commodities traders does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they don't change bulbs; but the trading price of darkness plummets due to oversupply BBC NEWS \| Business \| Joking about the credit crunch __________________ All postings expressed within this forum in no way represent the views of MongedOut. All posts are the sole responsibility of the author and no guarantee can be made for the accuracy or integrity of the content of the post or the way in which this post is taken, however tongue-in-cheek it may be. The admin and mod team will strive to ensure that the forum is a friendly place for free discussion about nonsense.

09-07-2008, 06:00 PM	#212 (permalink)
Joe Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: bristol Posts: 246 Credits: 5,708	bud-dom-ttssshh (drum sounds)

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